Himself ordered and mounted a rear bumper to his mower.
I asked what is the advantage to that?
In case someone backs into a tree or something, he said.
This protects the engine.
"Pfffft", I said, under my breath.
Himself isn't going to back into a tree . . . he just doesn't do things like that
(oh well, except for that one time he mangled the license plate
-- but hey! that was once in 40 years!)
And I can't do things like that (backing into trees) if I don't ride this mower. \
Therefore, this bumper is safe! The bumper is for looks!
Looks alone!
Sharp!
2 comments:
well, um, yeh, well, you did crash into a tree going forward, so maybe the odds were that you might also going backwards.
LJ
yes, but I'm never, ever, going to mow with this mean, green machine, ever again.
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